1st Grader: Are you a boy or a girl?

Me: Neither. I’m a lizard.

1st Grader: No! Are you a boy or a girl?

Me: I’m a lizard.

1st Grader: Okay. Are you a boy lizard or a girl lizard?

Me: I’m a lizard lizard.

*I get down and walk on all fours while sticking out my tongue like a snake.

 

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