A: Eager beaver gets the worm.
B: That’s not the expression. And beavers don’t eat worms, they eat wood.
A: Aren’t there worms in wood? Whatever… Eager beaver gets the wood… And worms.

Later…

A: Eager bird gets the wood.
B: *facepalm*

Later…

A: Eagle beaver gets the wormwood.
B: STOP.

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